"Sexy Swamp Lady"
 
Maybe you've heard of Sexy Swamp Ladies living isolated way down natures long lane, where it gives a traveler a sense of excited expectation of what awaits at the end, so if you care to venture down that scenic steamy road, you might find me, Jan Browne, the Sexy Swamp Lady. Find that road and take it!!!!
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Americans !!!!
Jul 26, 2014 9:54 am
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Americans are not a particular people from yet another particular place. THEY are the embodiment of the human spirit of freedom. Everyone who holds to that spirt, everywhere is an American.

This says it all, for all of us.

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Spell Check !!!
Jul 26, 2014 9:51 am
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When or will we ever get Spell Check fixed on here?????

TO FIX IT SOON!!!!
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Gotta Do It !!!
Jul 26, 2014 9:49 am
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Temp outside very hot, but forgot to take truck and run to
pick up gas for the mower, don't like to put the gas cans in my car, but all out of gas and grass has to be mowed.

Wouldn't you know that the AC on my truck is not working
either, costs too much to get it fixed to run and errand or two or yard work which is what it is used for.

Oh well, guess I'll survive a short trip.

And get the job done!!!!
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Old Fart's Doctor Exam
Jul 15, 2014 6:06 am
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An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution.

When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor.

The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is probably a little different from what you are used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, '99'.

The old guy obeys and says, '99'.

The doctor then says, "great", now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, '99'.

The old guy obeys and says '99'.

The doctor again says, "Very good". Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way.

Now take a deep breath and say, '99'.

The old guy begins, "One...two...three..."

(You grow old because you stop laughing!!!!!)

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Feel So Guilty !!!!
Jul 15, 2014 5:54 am
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Last week in my Bank, an old acquaintance engaged me in
conversation for a few minutes before I got to the Teller window, know him to be a Vietnam vet, and he always wears a cap
to remind, but we got so engrossed in that few minutes talking about something else, I failed to thank him for his service to our country even though it popped in my mind several times.

Have felt so guilty every since that I just didn't stop him when the comment came to mind.

BUT, I see him several times a month, so will definitely be sure to thank him on the next occasion.

All of you be sure to thank your Veterans every time you run across them. TAKE the opportunity to do so, don't let it slide like I did last week.

So to all our Veterans, Thank You For Your Service To Our County!!!!!

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Back in the Swing of Things Shortly
Jul 7, 2014 9:27 pm
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Spent over 4 hrs in a Dentist chair today getting prepped
for a new bridge.

Thought this old body would mold into that hard chair and
all its modern technology curves, but no so after 4 hrs.

These old broken shoulder blades and arms just didn't want to
adjust to that much new technology. Kinda aggravated the
Dentist that he was inconvenienced for a bit about 3 hrs in to
relieve this old body from his new chair. One of those
fangdangled chairs and equipment hooked up to a computer
and he records all that he does.

Gave me some 'good' pain meds and sent me home. Now
that was some good sleep and rest once I did get home!!!

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Best To Be Prepared
Jul 1, 2014 8:57 am
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Looks like our area need to gather provisions and get
well prepared for the possible bad weather we might get
hitting us about the Fourth of July. First hurricane up
the East Coast this year possibly, so best to have
provisions on hand and stay put, staying inside.

Sometimes such weather will hit a bit inland, but not
often, mostly wind and rain off from the coast.

Just a warning to seriously think about getting ready ahead of time if any of you need to do so.

Have a good week, and hopefully the storm will not ruin your
Fourth. jan

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Getting away today from the personal POST !!!
Jun 27, 2014 4:29 am
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It's all about the Mortgage, or is it????

For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10 speed bicycle. BUT, his father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000. and your mother just lost her job.

There's no way we can afford it.'

The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase.

So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?'

Little Joseph told him, 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out.

Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.

And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000. mortgage and no fucking bike.'

(Little Joseph figured )
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Getting too Old to Remember all!!!
Jun 26, 2014 5:08 pm
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After the gathering at my house Fri. nite,
Sat night we are having a high school class reunion.

Was a small class, only 46, 9 are deceased, (one having
passed just yesterday), and 20 members are coming together with their spouses or 'other' (NO other going with me.

A class member (Who now lives in Highlands, NC) and myself
are to memorialize those no longer with us.

Getting entirely too old to pull all this kinda thing together, so next year we have decided all wishing to attend are going to a nice
"country eating place down here on the Creek, with a bar
overhanging the water), and not have to do all the planning and organizing.

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On Loan
Jun 26, 2014 5:01 pm
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Have loaned out my house and 3-car carport for a
fish fry to 2 cousins of mine for tomorrow night. They
are having new cement poured and company could not come this week till tomorrow, and it won't be hard, so guess it is my turn.
Am cooking a big pot of potatoes and onions to go along with
other pot luck dishes.

Sure hope it does not storm bad, however a good shower will cool off the air.

What are you guys doing for the 4th??????

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Kinda Quiet !!!
Jun 15, 2014 5:44 pm
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Sitting here at almost 9pm on Sun nite with not much at all to say.

Pondering what the Dentist appointment will dump on me tomorrow. Last such major visit to another Dentist, I ended up
with a dislocated jaw that plagued me for a month or more and still does at times.

But one of those things that has to be done in order to get a 3-way bridge put in place. Much cheaper than an implant, plus it fixes the two teeth on either side of the one with the problem.

Everybody have a great day.

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Have a Great Weekend!!!!!
Jun 12, 2014 7:01 pm
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Wishing all of you FATHERS out there a great weekend with
your families.

Be safe and ENJOY!!!

YOUR FAMILY FOR SURE!!!
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