"Sexy Swamp Lady"
 
Maybe you've heard of Sexy Swamp Ladies living isolated way down natures long lane, where it gives a traveler a sense of excited expectation of what awaits at the end, so if you care to venture down that scenic steamy road, you might find me, Jan Browne, the Sexy Swamp Lady. Find that road and take it!!!!
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5 Days of Bliss
Sep 27, 2014 7:06 pm
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For the past 5 days have enjoyed the fall weather at the beach, just love this time of year, cool breezes, warm days and less people traffic down
there.

AND, am going back tomorrow for another week or so. "AREN'T you all
jealous", well if it gets to you too bad, just pack your bag and come all down, we will all enjoy it.

Have a good week my fellow bloggers!!!!!

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A Good Nurse is Like Gold
Sep 22, 2014 6:22 am
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YOU HAVE TO LOVE A GOOD NURSE, RIGHT?

A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.
The patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch after surgery..
Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough courage to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could see what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmed across his pubic chair and private parts were three wide
strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily...if at all.

Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence, "Get well soon, from the nurse in the Ford Explorer you pulled over last week for that
trivial uncalled for traffic stop."

Kinda brings tears to your eyes doesn't it?

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Hehehehehe !
Sep 20, 2014 8:33 am
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Completely ignoring the sign at the checkout in grocery, the fat
woman ahead of me slipped into the check-out pushing a cart piled high
with groceries.

The cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the cart and asked her sweetly, "So which six items would you like to buy?" (Pointing to the speedy check-out sign for 6 items)

(Wouldn't it be great if that happened more often?)

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Note on Fridge
Sep 7, 2014 6:08 am
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The wife had left a note on the refrigerator
"It's not working, I can't take it anymore! Gone to stay with my mother."
I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold.
Then WHAT the f _ _k is she talking about?

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Got Caught
Sep 5, 2014 5:26 pm
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Had not planned on being out and about in this horrible
heat today, but got tied up til mid afternoon and realized I had to go
to the bank.

Went scooting and got caught in a horrible heavy thunder cloud;
could barely see where I was going, and about 2 miles from the
bank it completely stopped, as the cloud made a swing right around
and East of I-40. So lucked out and did not get wet.

Hoping to stay in the rest of the weekend, EVERYBODY else have a great weekend.
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Great One!
Sep 1, 2014 5:29 pm
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Had a wonderful mostly sunny Holiday Weekend here in
SE N.C. and hoping all you bloggers had a great one too.

Have a great week coming at us full force. Possible rain and all.

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Holiday for Us in USA
Aug 29, 2014 9:03 pm
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Hope all observing Labor Day weekend here in the USA
(or elsewhere) enjoy their time for a long weekend.

Travel Safe, BE SAFE. Enjoy your time off and with family and
friends.
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Always a Waiting Game on the Coast
Aug 27, 2014 3:21 pm
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Notice of a Hurricane coming our way - YES Definitely a big time waiting game to see exactly where a Hurricane might or might not hit our coast.

If it ever turns due North or slightly Westward our area here on the NC
Coast can look for the worst depending on the strength and movement of such a storm.

Sure hope this one out 'there now' makes a sharp turn to the East and goes back out over the open Ocean. We don't need it to even skirt the coast
and dump tons of rain on us, we have had our share for the last several months.
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Gee Whiz !!!
Aug 24, 2014 7:39 am
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Sure good to see the sun today, it poured rain all day yesterday.
Sure wish some of the areas in the USA could have gotten just 1/3 of what fell on us.

Hoping for better, cooler days.

Just think winter will be upon us sooner than we think, and we'll complain
about all the cold and snow.

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Hot, Hot, Hot!!!
Aug 21, 2014 8:29 pm
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A horrible day to deal with, temp heat index over 105.

A bad day for those of us with breathing issues.
Thank heavens for a grandson who dropped by just in the nick of time to help with groceries and pkgs from the car into the house.
What a blessing he is to have him close by for such chores.
Am surely blessed by his help.

Everybody have a great weekend and keep out of this horrible heat, if like we have here in SE North Carolina.

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Another Phyllis Diller quip
Aug 19, 2014 1:46 am
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The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

Phyllis Diller

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100 lbs of Dynamite
Aug 18, 2014 8:50 am
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The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a Great chest you have!'

He tells her, 'That's 100 lbs of dynamite, Baby.'

He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you have!"

Again the body builder tells her, 'That's 100 lbs of dynamite, Baby.'

He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.

The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.

The blonde replies, 'I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!'

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