"Sexy Swamp Lady"
 
Maybe you've heard of Sexy Swamp Ladies living isolated way down natures long lane, where it gives a traveler a sense of excited expectation of what awaits at the end, so if you care to venture down that scenic steamy road, you might find me, Jan Browne, the Sexy Swamp Lady. Find that road and take it!!!!
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Women's Response to a Survey on SIZE !!!!
Posted:Oct 21, 2014 11:17 am
Last Updated:Oct 21, 2014 3:48 pm
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Women's response to a survey on size:

2 inches - I can't even hold it.

3 inches - Never been so unsatisfied

4 inches - I've had bigger than that

5 inches - Good, but I wish a bit bigger!

6 inches - Perfect

7 inches - Love it

8 inches - Wow, but can't have it all

9 inches - Painful but manageable

10 inches - Too much pressure on stomach.

This survey was Customer's Feedback on different SIZES of
subway sandwiches.

But I'm a little disturbed at the way you THINK!!!!

Must get your mind in the RIGHT place!

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Kids are the Only Ones Who Make Sense!!!
Posted:Oct 19, 2014 1:25 pm
Last Updated:Oct 20, 2014 3:26 pm
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A three-year old boy went with his dad to see a litter of kittens.
On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, "There
were 2 boy kittens and 2 girl kittens."

"How did you know?" his mother asked.

Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied.

"I think it's printed on the bottom,."

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Excited but EXHAUSTED !!!
Posted:Oct 19, 2014 1:22 pm
Last Updated:Oct 20, 2014 5:03 pm
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Totally exhausted from the past 4 weeks of shaping up and prepping a current rental property on coast for SALE, and excited to report a
sales contract was signed this past SAT am.

Going to put this ole body to bed for a few days and rest up. I say to myself, "JOB WELL DONE" .

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Out of Here and Off Again Down the Way !
Posted:Oct 13, 2014 1:44 am
Last Updated:Oct 21, 2014 11:20 pm
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Another week ahead with scheduled meeting with 2 electricians
to get some things done, along with small things I am to do.

This is really getting old, but this old 'gal' can't hump it to rush and
get things done like in years past.

Got a bit of much needed rain on Sat nite. Nice fall weather here.

All have a great week.

SOON HERE!!!!
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Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!!!!
Posted:Oct 11, 2014 12:46 am
Last Updated:Oct 19, 2014 1:29 pm
1044 Views

Reasoning behind our pressing harder on a remote control when we
know the batteries are getting dead?

Does it make it work any better?
10 Comments
Why! Why!!! Why!!!!
Posted:Oct 10, 2014 6:00 pm
Last Updated:Oct 11, 2014 5:29 pm
1069 Views

Why is 'bra' singular and panties 'plural' ?

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Another for You to Ponder !!!
Posted:Oct 6, 2014 7:51 pm
Last Updated:Oct 10, 2014 12:53 pm
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway...... if they have you change
into those 'lovely' coverups that fall off or tear up since most use the
paper disposable ones now days.

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A Thought to Ponder !!!
Posted:Oct 6, 2014 6:28 am
Last Updated:Oct 10, 2014 6:02 pm
1560 Views

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you
were buried in for eternity?

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A Bit Sharper, Maybe!!!
Posted:Oct 4, 2014 11:17 am
Last Updated:Oct 11, 2014 12:41 am
1778 Views

All this no-nonsense blogging I throw out keeps my mind a bit
sharper.

Thanks to many of the blogs you guys post, I LEARN something
new everyday, never to old to capture a new thought, fact or an
interesting 'something'.

Have a good day !!!

To be down in the low 40's here in SE NC tonight, and now at noon
is in low 70's. Wow, what a change and so fast.

FROM TO is what is being predicted here this winter. Be nice for a change but PLEASE not so drastic!!!!
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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GREAT
Posted:Oct 3, 2014 8:33 pm
Last Updated:Oct 11, 2014 12:40 am
1907 Views

So great to just have to work at the beach in the nice fall
weather.

JUST Must go back and see if I can find some work as an excuse to
stay there a few more weeks. IF only I did not have to run back home
now and then.

All have a great weekend wherever you might be!!!!

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5 Days of Bliss
Posted:Sep 27, 2014 7:06 pm
Last Updated:Oct 3, 2014 8:30 pm
2467 Views

For the past 5 days have enjoyed the fall weather at the beach, just love this time of year, cool breezes, warm days and less people traffic down
there.

AND, am going back tomorrow for another week or so. "AREN'T you all
jealous", well if it gets to you too bad, just pack your bag and come all down, we will all enjoy it.

Have a good week my fellow bloggers!!!!!

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A Good Nurse is Like Gold
Posted:Sep 22, 2014 6:22 am
Last Updated:Sep 27, 2014 7:01 pm
3178 Views

YOU HAVE TO LOVE A GOOD NURSE, RIGHT?

A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.
The patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch after surgery..
Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough courage to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could see what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmed across his pubic chair and private parts were three wide
strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily...if at all.

Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence, "Get well soon, from the nurse in the Ford Explorer you pulled over last week for that
trivial uncalled for traffic stop."

Kinda brings tears to your eyes doesn't it?

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