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Maybe you've heard of Sexy Swamp Ladies living isolated way down natures long lane, where it gives a traveler a sense of excited expectation of what awaits at the end, so if you care to venture down that scenic steamy road, you might find me, Jan Browne, the Sexy Swamp Lady. Find that road and take it!!!!
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One More Thing ......
Posted:Dec 18, 2014 8:12 pm
Last Updated:Dec 19, 2014 7:55 pm
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"Now let me see if I have this right. The family situation is so unstable, 'Junior' doesn't even know where to send a Father's Day card. There's no guidance or discipline in the home. Junior gets dumped into the education system where he is socially promoted because the overwhelmed school district can't del with the undisciplined whelp. Junior's major formative influences are 'gangsta' videos and a corresponding peer group of gangsta wannabes.

At age 18, Junior is turned loose on society carrying a bad attitude, a broken compass and little respect for authority. Junior gets himself in big trouble with the law and meets dire consequences. Then, the situational diagnosis is that the police need more training and understanding.

PARDON me for asking, but do you really believe that BullShit????"

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Perspective of a Preacherman
Posted:Dec 16, 2014 4:37 am
Last Updated:Dec 17, 2014 5:04 pm
370 Views

A gentleman was wondering........

I have always questioned if Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton were really preachers since they have no church.

When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a black Houston Church, I decided to check him out in person and see what it was all about.....

I sat down and Sharpton came up to me, I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church.

He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."

I told him I was not paralyzed.

He came back and laid his hands on me again, and repeated the same thing.

Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me.

After the service I stepped outside and lo and behold, Al Sharpton was correct......
My f-ing car had been stolen!

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Lucky!!!!!
Posted:Dec 15, 2014 7:13 pm
Last Updated:Dec 17, 2014 5:05 pm
401 Views

A Best Friend is like a '4' leaf clover;
Hard to find, but LUCKY to have!!!!!!!!!!

!
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Jewish Divorce ????
Posted:Dec 14, 2014 5:26 pm
Last Updated:Dec 15, 2014 7:10 pm
516 Views

Jewish Divorce - Good Old Mum.....

A Jewish daughter says to her mother,
"I'm divorcing Nathan."
All he wants is sex, sex and more sex.
My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece
when it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece."

Her mother says.....

"You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman....!!!
You live in an 8 bedroom mansion !!!
You drive a $250,000 Ferrari !!!
You get $20,000 a week allowance !!!!
You take 6 vacations a year and
you want to throw all that away....

Over 45 cents !!!!?"

NOW THAT"S A JEWISH OTHER!!!

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Alarm Clock - Did all Sleep Through This Morning????
Posted:Dec 13, 2014 5:22 am
Last Updated:Dec 14, 2014 11:45 am
717 Views

No sea of yellow this morning, a good many of my watched bloggers must have either partied hearty and too late last night, or overslept this morning.

Pretty cold here this morning, and I probably would not have been up so early,
but these 'eye drops' call for my attention on a regular schedule. Be glad when
they run out and no more 4-5 times a day.

Everyone have a great weekend. Xmas right around the corner!!!!

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Save Fridays !!!
Posted:Dec 13, 2014 5:16 am
Last Updated:Dec 15, 2014 7:11 pm
715 Views

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.

On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, and entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow.

The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"

"Well, I can drop her off HERE on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."

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Down Right Disrespectful - Read and Agree....
Posted:Dec 12, 2014 4:46 am
Last Updated:Dec 12, 2014 5:05 pm
908 Views

FORT BRAGG, NC

OBAMA STOPS SOLDIER FROM SPEAKING:

Something you'll want to be aware of: Sent by Retired Vice Admiral Bob Scarborough of Arlington, VA.

He says, "I wanted to give you all some disturbing information on our wonderful President. I work with the Catch-A-Dram Foundation, which provides hunting and fishing trips to children with life-threatening illnesses. This past weekend we had our annual banquet/fundraiser event in Starkville. As a part of our program, we had scheduled Sgt. 1st Class Greg Stube to come: he's a highly decorated U.S. Army Green Beret and inspirational speaker who was severely injured while deployed overseas and didn't have much of a chance for survival. Greg is stationed at Ft Bragg, NC and received permission from his commanding officer to come speak at our function. Everything was on go until Obama made a policy that NO U.S. SERVICEMAN CAN SPEAK AT ANY FAITHBASED PUBLIC EVENTS ANYMORE.

Needless to say, Greg had to cancel his speaking event with us. Didn't now if anyone else was aware of this new policy. You're just starting to see the Obamanation. This is just how the Nazis did it in the 1930's-- slowly, one step at a time.

This should be shared with everyone regardless of any party affiliation! We have lost 50% of our freedom of speech in the last 2 years. The news media is not allowed to print anything negative about this evil regime.

ISN'T IT TIME WE AS U.S. CITIZENS TAKE BACK "OUR" UNITED STATES AND OUR RIGHTS AND PRILEGES ??????

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All Seems to be Quiet Tonight.....
Posted:Dec 9, 2014 4:59 pm
Last Updated:Dec 11, 2014 5:51 pm
1150 Views

All my watched Bloggers seem to be awfully quiet tonight, maybe it's the weather, then again it may be preoccupied with Xmas doings OR all decided to rest up a bit!!!!

Love to all, and will enjoy reading your blog when back in the groove .....

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Back When......
Posted:Dec 9, 2014 3:28 am
Last Updated:Dec 10, 2014 5:36 pm
1215 Views

When I was a boy, I was told that anybody could become
President; 'I'm beginning to believe it.

Clarence Darrow

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SUMBITCH
Posted:Dec 8, 2014 7:08 pm
Last Updated:Dec 12, 2014 4:29 am
1241 Views

A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors.

He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women.

At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10 foot man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.'

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash. Everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping it through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The waster was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally, Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish.

Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Finally the host says, 'Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.'

'No, that's okay. I don't want it,' said Leroy.

The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then'?

'No, thanks, I don't want it', answered Leroy.

The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options'?

Again Leroy said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy, then what do you want?'

Leroy said, 'I want the name of the Sumbitch who pushed me in the pool!'

(Boy, would I hate to be that Sumbitch when Leroy determines who it was!!!!)

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A Difference
Posted:Dec 7, 2014 12:36 pm
Last Updated:Dec 8, 2014 1:55 am
1363 Views

To make a difference in someones life, you don't have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful
or perfect.

You just have to care enough to be there.

6 Comments
A Thought for the day
Posted:Dec 7, 2014 12:33 pm
Last Updated:Dec 8, 2014 1:59 am
1398 Views

Some say, "Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched
often....but push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected."

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