"Sexy Swamp Lady"
 
Maybe you've heard of Sexy Swamp Ladies living isolated way down natures long lane, where it gives a traveler a sense of excited expectation of what awaits at the end, so if you care to venture down that scenic steamy road, you might find me, Jan Browne, the Sexy Swamp Lady. Find that road and take it!!!!
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Great One!
Sep 1, 2014 5:29 pm
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Had a wonderful mostly sunny Holiday Weekend here in
SE N.C. and hoping all you bloggers had a great one too.

Have a great week coming at us full force. Possible rain and all.

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Holiday for Us in USA
Aug 29, 2014 9:03 pm
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Hope all observing Labor Day weekend here in the USA
(or elsewhere) enjoy their time for a long weekend.

Travel Safe, BE SAFE. Enjoy your time off and with family and
friends.
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Always a Waiting Game on the Coast
Aug 27, 2014 3:21 pm
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Notice of a Hurricane coming our way - YES Definitely a big time waiting game to see exactly where a Hurricane might or might not hit our coast.

If it ever turns due North or slightly Westward our area here on the NC
Coast can look for the worst depending on the strength and movement of such a storm.

Sure hope this one out 'there now' makes a sharp turn to the East and goes back out over the open Ocean. We don't need it to even skirt the coast
and dump tons of rain on us, we have had our share for the last several months.
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Gee Whiz !!!
Aug 24, 2014 7:39 am
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Sure good to see the sun today, it poured rain all day yesterday.
Sure wish some of the areas in the USA could have gotten just 1/3 of what fell on us.

Hoping for better, cooler days.

Just think winter will be upon us sooner than we think, and we'll complain
about all the cold and snow.

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Hot, Hot, Hot!!!
Aug 21, 2014 8:29 pm
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A horrible day to deal with, temp heat index over 105.

A bad day for those of us with breathing issues.
Thank heavens for a grandson who dropped by just in the nick of time to help with groceries and pkgs from the car into the house.
What a blessing he is to have him close by for such chores.
Am surely blessed by his help.

Everybody have a great weekend and keep out of this horrible heat, if like we have here in SE North Carolina.

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Another Phyllis Diller quip
Aug 19, 2014 1:46 am
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The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

Phyllis Diller

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100 lbs of Dynamite
Aug 18, 2014 8:50 am
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The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a Great chest you have!'

He tells her, 'That's 100 lbs of dynamite, Baby.'

He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you have!"

Again the body builder tells her, 'That's 100 lbs of dynamite, Baby.'

He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.

The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.

The blonde replies, 'I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!'

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Remember Phyllis Diller?
Aug 17, 2014 9:04 am
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Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room!!!
Phyllis Diller

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
Phyllis Diller.

WASN'T SHE A HOOT???
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Wisdom of an Older Man!
Aug 15, 2014 7:35 am
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There is a lot of truth to this one.....?????

An older man approached an attractive younger woman (with
about a 42DDD set of twins on her chest) at the shopping mall.

"Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you just talk to me for a couple of minutes (or longer while I goggle)????

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said,
"Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?"

"I have no idea, but every time I stop to talk to a woman with tits like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere. She'll be here shortly I bet, but wish she'd get lost a bit longer."

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Sex of a Fly????
Aug 14, 2014 4:01 am
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband standing around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting flies" he responded.

"Oh! Killing any?" she asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 females" he replied.

Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell them apart."

He replied: "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

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Urology Surgery X
Aug 13, 2014 5:44 am
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(Buddy wrote this about his problem)

When I first realized that my penis was growing larger, and staying erect longer, I was delighted, as was my wife.

But...After several weeks, my penis had grown fifty centimeters.
I became quite concerned, I was having problems dressing, and even walking, as it was starting to drag on the ground.

So the wife and I went to see a prominent urologist.

After an initial examination, the doctor explained to us that,
though rare, my condition (Donkey Doodle) could e fixed through corrective surgery.

"How long will he be on crutches?" my wife asked anxiously.

"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.

"Well," said my wife coldly, "You're gonna lengthen his legs
aren't you?"

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Mother's Milk
Aug 12, 2014 11:04 am
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Students in an advanced Biology Class were taking their mid term exam. The last question was, "Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk'. The question was worth 70 points or none at all.

One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages, however, he wrote:

1. It is perfect formula for the child.
2. It provides immunity against several diseases.
3. It is always the right temperature.
4. It is inexpensive.
6. It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6. It is always available as needed.

And then the student was stuck. Finally in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

7. It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough
off the ground where the cat can't get it.

He got an A !!!

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